Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

tags:
#me

(Source: littlemissmollymormon)

weedjoke420:

"SQUAAAAAADDDDDDD" i yell 2 myself

pottysmovingcastle:

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.

(Source: amroyounes)

xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

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chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

tags:
#athena

strawberry-taffy:

i’ve been having this fuckin 4’10” asian lady breathin this shit down my neck for 16 years

(part 1 / part 2)

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

plutoroyal:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.